Do you like my Earth plan, to drink Vodka to save water?

What do you think of my Earth Friendly conservation plan/ Green/economic plan to save water? Instead of drinking water, I drink vodka Vodka. I make martinis, and I use it for several other things including, but not limited to: cooking, drinking, watering flowers, brushing teeth and rinsing out mouth and gargling, cleaning (i.e. mopping, washing dishes, etc.), and even bathing!!!!! YES, I am serious! What do you think? Please explain your reasons.